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the x factor and why we vote for incompetence

They can’t sing. They can’t dance. They get a weekly blast from Simon Cowell. But last week John and Edward got more votes than any other contestant on the X Factor. How do they do it?

Louis Walsh, their mentor, thinks he knows why: “Kids love these guys.Everywhere I go kids come up to me and tell me they think they’re great. They’re young, they’re fun and they have the likeability factor…They put a smile on your face and what’s wrong with that?” But, Louis, it’s a singing contest not a smiling competition. So why do we vote for singers who can’t sing?

 

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Bad habits of elephants & entrepreneurs

How can you chain a circus elephant to a stake in the ground using nothing more than a thin piece of rope? It’s quite simple as long as you understand elephants. When the elephant is young, you tie it to large stakes using chains. At first, the elephant uses all its strength to break free.

 

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Marketing exposed

Marketing is not a science. Terms like ‘return on investment’, ‘metrics’, ‘measurement’, ‘data analysis’ are all important in providing an empirical base for assigning responsibility for the success or failure of specific initiatives, but that does not make it a science. Of course, many agencies may attempt to sell what they do as science but that’s just good marketing!

Marketing exposed
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Peacocks, Superyachts and the Road to Recovery

‘It is not the strong, nor the intelligent who survive,’ wrote Charles Darwin, ‘but those who are quickest to adapt’.

Take your average peacock. Why has he evolved to make such extravagant displays when all it seems to do is to make him more conspicuous and hence more vulnerable to predators?

While that’s true, it ignores the perspective of the peahen. A peacock’s display is the means through which males compete with each other for female attention.

Peacocks, superyachts and the road to recovery
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Get Me An Astronaut Who Failed!

So how do you recruit an astronaut? If you were to draw up a list of criteria off the top of your head, it would probably include experience of flying, a science or engineering background, perfect vision, trustworthiness, physical fitness and a strong team ethic. These are pretty much the qualities NASA was looking for when it was recruiting astronauts for the Apollo 11 mission to the moon. Except it added another key ingredient: they wanted evidence of resilience in the face of significant failure.

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Every MP Deserves a Halo

Horse manure, Man Ray styling chairs, teddy bears, sweets, flexible fridge magnets, non-existent mortgages...the list is as endless as it is entertaining.

Whether we are offended, amused or just curious, MPs Expenses is the best show in town. What were they thinking of? Did they not see that it all had to come to an end? ‘A bit daft’ says Gerald Kaufman about his claim for an £8000 television, ‘absolutely unrepentant’ says Tam Dalyell about his claim for a £7800 bookcase, ‘an oversight’, ‘a clerical error’, ‘within the rules and approved by the fees office’ says pretty much everyone.

And that’s where we get to haloes and devils.

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I Know It’s Hell Out There, So What Do You Suggest?

This recession is different. While the direct cause may be the bursting of an enormous and unsustainable debt bubble, the effect is the global failure of the financial system itself. For small businesses it means an unprecedented level of anxiety about the future. But what can be done?

I know it's hell out there, so what do you suggest?
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If it's c**p say so!

There is a very good reason why SMEs are suspicious of motivational/performance training companies that say they will increase staff motivation and performance: the technical term for it is cognitive dissonance.

To you and me that means you know something is of no business benefit at all but somehow you were persuaded to pay for it and now you’re doing you’re best to convince yourself, against every last drop of your better judgement, that you made the right decision.

If it's crap say so!
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Sales & Marketing in a Recession

The Myth: In a recession people buy on price In a recession people buy on price

The Reality: In a recession people buy on confidence In a recession people buy on confidence

Here’s why… You wake up one morning with a feeling in the pit of your stomach. Fear. Not about anything specific, just a pervasive anxiety about the day ahead. The feeling follows you through the day, then about 3 o’clock you have to make a purchasing decision. What do you do? The majority of people faced with this dilemma will neither buy nor pull out. They will consult with their colleagues and the thought process they go through can teach us a lot about what to do with sales and marketing in a recession.

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