Horse manure, Man Ray styling chairs, teddy bears, sweets, flexible fridge magnets, non-existent mortgages...the list is as endless as it is entertaining.
Whether we are offended, amused or just curious, MPs Expenses is the best show in town. What were they thinking of? Did they not see that it all had to come to an end? ‘A bit daft’ says Gerald Kaufman about his claim for an £8000 television, ‘absolutely unrepentant’ says Tam Dalyell about his claim for a £7800 bookcase, ‘an oversight’, ‘a clerical error’, ‘within the rules and approved by the fees office’ says pretty much everyone.
And that’s where we get to haloes and devils.